sexcake:

if i could be drunk every second of the day i would

bootycaller:

boys who aren’t hopelessly in love with me……..

first of all how dare you

(Source: idiotshitbaby, via lavidamuerta)

kosplaybaby:

if you ever call me cute i will think about it all day

and when i go to sleep i’ll just be a little burrito of blankets

and i will whisper quietly 

“they called me cute”

(via bbringitbackk)

idfksobye:

dinnerpartydan:

That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.

i cannot explain how much this is me oH MY GOD

(via dayslongerthannights)

hollietree:

charlesdutton:

my mom’s boyfriend is this 6’2 super buff macho dude with many facial piercings who enjoys death metal and i just came downstairs and found him crying because they had to put down a dog on animal cops

That is so fucking manly

(via dayslongerthannights)

heaintevenagoodlyrottenappeltho:

sempermisha:

i don’t get it when people tell me i should stop doing things because “boys don’t like it”

like god forbid my personal choices prevent me from dating shallow close-minded assholes who care how long my hair is but don’t give a fuck about me as a person

preach

(via a-littlepieceofhell)

quiet:

quiet:

500 notes and ill tell my parents i got a girl pregnant tonight at dinner

i’m grounded

(via supernovaqirl)

wtfstyls:

 In grade 8 I really hated this girl so I collected the sugar from my pack of sour patch kids and gave it to her saying its cocaine and she actually  snorted it and at recess she pretended she was high and she was called crack whore for the rest of the year. Now she does real crack and blames me saying I got her addicted. She still doesnt know it was just sugar

(via enjoyitwhileyougotit)

• me: i don't like him
• me: i don't like him
• me: i don't like him
• me: i don't like him
• him: hi
• me: sweet jesus why are you perfect